As if those wouldn’t be on my list. Those are the only things on my list

I’m gonna say something possibly controversial, but here goes. In my opinion, when I die, I would far rather be buried under a tree or in a field where children would laugh and play and flowers would grow, instead of in a gloomy graveyard that only sees tears, never smiles. Now, memorials are very different than graves, and as a military brat I do agree that these kids are being disrespectful, but if I were a veteran I’d prefer to see the happiness of the people I fought for, rather than their tears as though I hadn’t fought at all.

Top middle is most normal but bottom middle is most epic

Kinda gross but also kinda rad

I aspire to do this one day

Close the blinds y’all

but they are such GOOD puppers how am I supposed to resist

Congrats

What is this from? It's hilarious

Oh man that sucks bro I'm sorry

I think what you meant to say was that Neptune donned his robe of sea foam

What is this from?

Yes, it's called a credit score

My goal in life is to one day have enough money to order the entire Cracker Barrel menu with my friends and family and throw a party

DRIVE SAFE PUPPER

Yeah we like to try and brighten up things by playing bouncy music and drowning in beer. Also creating a fantastic reputation in our international companies so people won't hate us.