Ouch

SHE HAS SEEN THE LIGHT

Sure you can take her for a ride, everybody else does.

I’d do that for half a pbj and maybe a nickel

... but giraffe tiddies are below their abdomen, like where cow tiddies are

Such a good, helpful pupper

So graceful
So elegant
You continue to astound me, mother nature.

It’s a surname. Not only is that something that totally doesn’t matter, but it’s also HER surname and HER choice, not his. The fact that he would even argue with her about something so petty, much less fill her car with concrete, is pathetic, and it shows that he has absolutely no confidence.

I like how the one guy came dressed up as the painting

I don’t recognize this from the Aladdin movie where are the pics from?

So majestic

Only four miles? That’s a recovery distance for my xc team. It probably wasn’t hard for Kenyan runners at all, I’m sure they’re much more fit than us.

That poor kid in the sandbox looks so sad afterwards

What if you scooped a cupful from one into the other and contaminated it with the others bacteria

That must’ve hurt

$10,000? Thats a bit much

For those times when you feel a little crabby