punchmunchkin

punchmunchkin


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Then you take off her pants and ask the same question 7 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
I’d also like to add, what’s wrong with being insecure about boob size? Everybody’s got insecurities, I’m sure most of us have more than we’d like to admit. My point was that if you call a girl out on her small boobs, which are probably an insecurity, she’s going to attack your insecurities as well. It’s just in your best interest to avoid insulting peoples’ insecurities.
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Instant punishment 6 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
It was just a joke, I figured it wouldn’t go all the way :)
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Then you take off her pants and ask the same question 7 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Boooy you better hope you don’t have a tiny dick if you’re a guy. You say something like this to her face, she’ll straight up destroy you.
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Instant punishment 6 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Nah man, a full 360. She’d just stick out her arm and spin around to slap you across the face, like a windmill.
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White people 18 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Jinx
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So.... LA is pretty weird 5 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
I thought it was going to be breast milk until I read the rest of it. Yuck.
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Meaty stuff 5 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Well I’m blind
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Meaty stuff 5 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
I still don’t know what they are
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Mirror-less Mirror 14 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
*POSSIBLE STAR WARS SPOILERS AHEAD*
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It’s Rey’s mirror under the island, in real life
That's all 8 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
They blur the line
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Such a threat 25 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
I don’t understand why you’re NOT threatened. A lot of girls know how to fist fight (at least I do?) and if a guy cheated on or raped one of my friends, I’d hit him so hard that the stars wouldn’t fade for weeks. Not to mention, that girl can ruin your reputation. You might have a gf now, but if you hurt her, word will get around, and you’ll never get laid again.
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Family goals 11 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
OH
Family goals 11 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
I have no idea what this is getting at will someone please explain
Short guys problems 8 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
... ok?
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This man accidentally used his wife's menstrual cup to measure rice 25 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Is it reusable? Is that why they’re so disgusted? I figured if it’s unused it probably wouldn’t be that big of a deal
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Pitbull came 6 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
So wholesome
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I've just realize that a 9V battery is an arrangement of 6 AAA (1.5V each) batteries 13 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
I have the urge to make my own 9v battery now
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Holy shit. 14 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Therefore, glasses are a thousand times easier and safer
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Abbreviated names 7 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Mike= Micycle
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Holy shit. 14 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
The problem is that the effect wears off as the day goes on (hence the necessity to wear them every night, it’s not permanent) so driving late at night could be hazardous
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Thanks grandma 9 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
This makes me really happy
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Sexiest accent 32 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Southern American.
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My name's Raven 4 comments
punchmunchkin · 6 years ago
Smelborp 2020
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