“Father of three”
Could you imagine being his kids though

My hero

Does he know that Abdinoor squared and Abdinoor x 2 aren’t the same thing, unless Abdinoor = 2

I’d buy like every house in the area, maybe in the state, and pay them all off completely and give them to homeless people (idk it might ruin the housing market but it’d be worth it) or id buy a bunch of hotel buildings and turn them into a hotel for the homeless, where they could live for free

So majestic

Man I wish they’d say something about how to naturally make your boobs bigger. Mine are so small, Victoria Secret doesn’t even have a size small enough. I’m literally in like training bras for twelve year olds, and I am way done with puberty :(

Idk what you’re talking about, he’s the coolest guy in every grade

What is this movie?

I thought there were two cats, one on a higher shelf

This is the sweetest thing

What is this supposed to be

Not to mention the fact that once a female egg is fertilized, one of the X chromosomes actually flattens against the side of the nucleus and becomes a “Barr body,” and is unused. Whereas males use all their chromosomes. Science!

This is painful

This is too real for a Friday night y’all

Both are adorable 11/10 good puppers

Yo where did you find this? It’s rad

This is adorable

I have that exact costume. I wore it on Halloween two years ago and got called “plunger head” by about five different people.