Idk about everywhere else, but shaving in middle school is a blessing

Internet is now plural?

I don't think it will be unpoppleable if I take a lightsaber to it

I said it too many times, too quickly and now I forgot what it is and I can't say it correctly. Try it with the word soap.

*ba dum chhh*

So my mom was trying to explain why we have Christmas to my 6 year old brother and she said "it's because of baby Jesus" and he leaned over to me and said "baby cheezit?! Yes, Christmas is about cheezits

Why are they wearing matching hats? In school?

If that mothafucka did not take her back...... I will go to his house, bag him and stash him in the trunk and bring him to this chick's house. I feel it.

I was the 1000th like!

Is that a tounge?!?!?

Maybe this is what the dinosaur period looked like to this little kid. Give her a break you boring old fucks