He has two points; them wicked horns on that noggin.

Bisexual Privilege: Being able to say you are on "Stand-Bi" when single.

**Soccer in one gif.

Saved my life in Germany.

Woobies.

So, like, does his dog become more important because it can speak?

Just uses his second phone.

All those in favour of time machines being invented and this becoming a new tren, say "AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!"

This movie was a pivotal point in my childhood. I became attracted to girls with glasses after this. Thank you, Velma.

Usually they has woobies, so I do the hormonal teenager thing and follow them cause of that.

Is tha Carrie Fisher?

Bro, pick that sh1t up like a good citizen.

And then that one bit of your finger smells nasty as for ages.

My word, Jessica, calm the fvck down.

The second Obama one was pretty good. If he actually did that, I'd get behind it.

When I was two, you couldn't stop ME from taking a nap. I'd nap on your face, bro. I was a metal baby.

Gosh darn, gosh dang, gosh dan diddly doo.

Everyday is arm day. Chest day doesn't exist.

Dude on the right's got better ink. I've made my decision.

Books are knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is evil. Books are evil. STUDY HARD!