its almost like that is a culturally significant symbol.

i hate that i know this is lowkey homestuck

one of my friends asked if i had aids when i came out to him. that being said another of my friends was also in the closset so that ended up with me having the best summer flings ever. you win some you lose some i guess.

a pisstol.

thats leliana, i know her owner. shes the apsolute sweetest lil snoot. also shes a python. all pythons are non venomous.

thats a chicken chick, heres an actual baby crow chick http://m.imgur.com/gallery/54n8B

yo,im subscribed to 3 cockatoo channels, including his, im pretty sure thats just how they are, just feathery two year olds. thats all the larger parrots are.

ok but, if you made the guy short, dont they look like victorias parents from the corpse bride?

ok this is realy funny, but let me explain you thing. this is exactley how it is. the original english accent is actually what we call the american accent. and the brits invaded the new world thats what they sounded like ok. but in the 1800s some english snobs were like 'we want to sound different from thise peasants' so they started talking fancey, all the nobles did it then it kinda worked its way down the social lader so now every body does it. which is what make this post so funny. because the lower font does its job and is fairly natural, thats something a human could easily write. But the top one is fancey for the sake of being fancey and snoby
tldr
the queens english is purposefully fancey and america has the original english accent

its an alien abduction

actually one could say we spead it along, now only the most extreme viruses and bacteria surrvive to reproduce which has created super bugs

thats an asian water monitor, which is not typically found in Australia, funny post tho

fuckers, if she gives you a fake number. shes. not. interested. but youre creeping her out to the point she feels the need to give you a fake number. its not hard to understand.

chopsticks started out as a way to pick up and move things like dumplings in a pot. think tongs before the invention of springs. but because of how easy and cheap they are to make they became more common at the table as a utensil when Asia's population started to grow as rapidly as it has, which drove up the prices of everyday things such as utensils as more and more people needed them. also asian white rice, or asian sticky rice clumps up into little chunks when cooked properly. making them very easy to eat with chopsticks. sincerely a white person who knows how to use Google.