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They Can't Keep It To Themselves 11 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Then I guess I'm pretty dang awesome since I'm none of the above!
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I need help with this 59 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
You forgot to factor in whether or not there is a lunar eclipse on Mars.
An apple a day 17 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Director said, "Let's have this character eat an apple, so he'll look like even more of an asshole." *ding*
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Sorry that I don't find fat beautiful 57 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
35 seems the hottest to me
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I need help with this 59 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
No. It's white and gold.
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Take Caution 3 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
You should have marked this NSFW
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ok last one i swear ._. 6 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
I've seen it blue and black in some pics, but white and gold in others.
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Definitely math 13 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
If John buys 34 apples...
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sizzle 21 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
ALL ABOARD TGHE SHIP
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3 types of people who tell the truth 7 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
What about a drunk pissed off kid?
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Makes sense 14 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Academy Award winners whipping sharks with blindfolds.
what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
But s--t it was 99 cents
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Every time I open Facebook 43 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
You get angry buttsex from a pancake
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Hi! Im not a funsubstance guest anymore I hope I'm koalafied to be accepted 20 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
And promptly returned where you will be forced to look at memes and text posts for all eternity.
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yikes 16 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Forking
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Makes sense 14 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Rotten Tomatoes.
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what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
*feels very uncomfortable bc I'm straight*
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what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
*casually wonders if I would show up anywhere despite never posting s selfie*
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what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
This is f#€£ing awesome.
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I think not. 19 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
I learn little here
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Man ive always wanted to swim with dolphins 4 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
For some reason, stories from the Onion always make me cry.
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What more could I do 5 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Ting about bra straps
Bra strap = bra
Bra = underwear
Underwear = not publicly acceptable
The goes for guys who still sag like its 2012
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After realizing this Joke, I was Frozen still 18 comments
qngff · 9 years ago
Actually it's referencing the big feet = big penis thing. Anna was kind of avoiding that question.
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