You're so fancy you already know

This would be my reaction

It is true we are not all mexican

where are they found! i want it as my pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel ur pain my puppy licks my feet

Ya know same old same old

And come in fashionable colors!

Ugh stupid glass!!!!!!

Commercials be like:
" You might DIE but you won't be depressed...so that's good right!"

on the subway

he's like " well hello i didn't see you there." I'M TERRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHH SNAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good work out