I thought the dolphin was on his head

Oh, no... Then where's your phone?

Ohhhhhhh.... ,:| the title.... Spelling makes all the difference, please.

That's what push up bras do

The "smily face" is actually its but. You can tell cause the antena red eyes and armored snout are on the other side.

as a former supper nerd (and still inner nerd) its importaint to be nice, it menas a lot to our self esteem.

same, i thought they lived in mud huts in a vast wasteland miles away from every civilized thing including fresh water and food, but no, they pick up there cloths in the mall like we do. like siriously.... i thought they didnt have WATER, but they DO have MALLS.

i dont get it

u forgot Benedict cumberbatch

This is why I have so many crushes on fictional book charachters

I will shave my pets like this when I get a cat or dog, right now I'm not allowed to take care of animals O_O

Uh oh...

Ninja playing dodgeball

What town is this?!?!?!?

Soooo creepy

Shhhhh!!! Don't scare them away, disguise your sent with that of Starbucks so they will accept you as part of their clan.

I think u mean chuck nor is not Kanye weat

COLOUR... Haha

Spiders

This is my mo every time she sees my room/grades

Theese need to be things

Oh I can name a lot more than 50 sweetie

Or dermatologist

Dogs have like 6 nipples, what diff does it make?!

I first read it "YOU ARE SO COUCH KING..." And I'm like... YES I AM!!!!!