love is in the air, and in cow faces! forever alone

"hey Emma- i mean ____. Damn all you barbie bitches look the same." (i have SHORT blond hair.)

you don't have ocd you have attention to detail or are just tidy.

I made that mistake once, surprisingly not as bad as i thought it might be, but yeah not worth making twice.

Yup... Not even an exaggeration, that is how makeup works, boys.

does any body remember the Ifish, that was the dumbest thing ever

As an archer i can sat she has a terrible relieese, an unreliable anchor point, and it's just plan basics that she should be closing her non-dominant eye (her right eye).

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS

Yeah, you actually did. I'm not sure if your fishing for complements or if you actually ment that you nailed it because that looks delicious.

My sis picking a colage

Made by the hand of the small children whom I mutilate before dropping them off the side of the building to claw on the glass before falling.

This remind me of the cubes in dr. Who

More like photo shop, or c.g.. like the creepy baby from twighlight. (But if this isn't photo shop or whatever, she will be a verry pritty girl)

No the loveless glare is always there

I think all the atheists out there like Costco a little more now (I will refrain from stating my religion)

Yeah

As a girl I do this stuff ALL THE TIME. FINALLY SLMONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME.

arkansas... so we meet again... this state aint big enough for the two of us...

"Does yours rub off too?"-Sherlock

You have failed as a technologically knowledgable young person.

Real men wear "peach" ,:)

Who stole a bike? Who are we petitioning to pretend they don't exist? ,:)

Actually sold swallowers in training practice with a bent coat hanger, because if they bend while swallowing it the hanger will bend unlike a sword and will not puncture their stomach.

I've said all of my secrets on this site already

Or spell Wednesday without saying wed-nes-day