Is that... Is that king made out of a 50 caliber bullet shell?!!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?

Hey have you seen any flying fucks around here? I lost my last one to give and it flew this way.

JIM!!!!!!!! I like this because Jim is in it.

That horse has my hair cut!!!!!!!!!

seems legit

my parents do this

Like of you think they should do this

I don't get it what item are we even talking about I was born in the late 90s too

The last one is ginious tho

i went to private school from kindergarden till 8th grade and it was hell

how have i ever thought of this???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the only thing i wondering is: does she have to re-aply the ear every morning? or is it permanant?

dyslexics and vandalism don't mix

i reply "bitch i fabulous" then my aunt yells at me for "teaching them a bad word"

Comic sans makes everything look terrible

This is deep

Be a doctor cause I'm not smart. Then go on broadway because I'm not a great actor either.

Vegans wish they where this badass

You know it's been a crazy night when...

Totally

how do you "inject one marijuana"???? Im half asleep but that doesn't seem to make grammatical sense. And I just don't believe that picture is him. (Not that i dont think drugs are bad, but siriously)

i think its nice he has a sense of humor about it

i forced the words to match the tune in my head... i was dissapointed

dieing of laughter