worst case scenario you go from being a ugly human to a good looking turtle.

so the giant neck full of veins no armor and the legs at about swinging high for a bat or 2x4 no armor but the ass that is just a big muscle gets armor. ya that makes sense. reminds me of woman warriors in video games.

if some one with a penis can identify as a woman what's the problem with some white identifying as black.

look at the red you can see the thickness of the skin is pretty thick. id put my money on him having Vitiligo a disease that causes white patches and its just a coincidence that he got hurt in that specific spot. any chemicals or fire would leave the arm red, pink, or burnt black or skin sloughing off. if he was a white guy it would look like a slip and fall on dirt or something like that. the only thing im not sure of is i don't see any hair on the arm. part of the disease? or maybe this guy just doesn't have hair on his arms.

first thing that came to mind was "don't you want a balloon"

best part about this is both sides are politicians so one side doesn't help the people so the other side puts money in that will also not help the people. they will tax the money and pay this one and that one to handle the money and divide it and so on till they take 50k and turn it in to 5 dollars for the people that need it. look at katrina. still millions not accounted for and never will be.

maybe killed the shark is true but the blood is bull shit the raft he was on had a water storage tank that he used canvas to collect rain water to fill. hate it when they change the story. the freaking guys boat got sunk by a u boat and he survived then he survives on a raft for 133 days in the middle of the ocean but that's not a good enough story lets add some bull shit to the mix.

i feel like this guy is in Texas and his brother sells propane and propane accessories.

give him peanut butter and jelly sandwich to keep the nice weather.

im going to stick with randy. we turn the homeless into tires.

I love good companies that stand behind their product and customers. zippo is the same way. Company has had the same guaranty since 1933.

this is what we need to do in America we make a registry for any one that wants to do a mass shooting. so if someone finds one of the dog fighting events they don't call the cops they just call the mass shooter and 2 problems are solved at one time.the mass shooter gets his body count and the dog fighters get exactly what they deserve.

Have a friend that's in his 60's terrible back pain, smokes weed for it so gets forgetful sometimes. like he forgets to take off the voice activated wireless mic when he went to take a pee. We don't get a lot done in lotro but we do have a lot of fun.

If they made a avengers porn in the 70's I bet this would be Johnny Holmes playing Thor. and this is how he would take off to fly.

in my teens many moons ago i worked as a groomer and this is true but add cocker spaniels to the list. and you got to be careful with chows. the problem is little dogs go off for no reason and no warning big dogs will usually let you know to stop what you are doing or else .the other thing is usually little dogs go for the face. if you see a woman with a scar on her face good chance she had a little dog at some point in time.

if this was a gun control analogy they wouldn't put up nets they would try to confiscate the teeth from the humans and the sharks. and call it a success even though some sharks still have teeth but it's only the ones that bite humans. and then make sure the media doesn't talk about those sharks so it seams like pulling all the teeth worked.

no plan, no chance of success,but still went in any way. you need to shave him and see which branch of the us military he is with.

This is some of the funniest shit I ever heard. First most kills are clean and quick . My rifle fires a bullet at 3k feet per second and hits with a tone and a half per square inch I hit a deer in the center of the chest he doesn't take a step he falls rite there. Even with a bow the deer only will go 30 yards or so and has no idea what happened a little pain and gets sleepy. Slaughter houses on the other hand are scary and loud most of them have a special pen to let the animal rest and calm down some play soothing music even. As for breaking a wounded deer's neck you're a liar. This is the same sort of bull shit as the crap they spewed years ago about skinning animals alive. By another bunch of liars. If any one wants to know about hunting ask ill tell you and there are other on here that will Also give you the truth don't listen to liars and morons that know nothing.