I had to put my phone down to absorb the goodness/awfulness of this joke.

“How will the cat be fooled by that?” Me, who needed a minute to realise the legs weren't real

Lisa... I'm sorry to anyone named Lisa

I thought those were Yu Gi Oh cards and I got excited :(

I thought that said demon dove and I wondered why such a lovely creature be named that

Sounds like she wants the farm life with none of the hard work.

Nobody's offended by it though, and I'm living in a Muslim country.

The pattern of this horse's coat is making me deeply uncomfortable for some reason

See, this is what I love about art; the never-ending possibilities.

Dude, you took a picture of another planet that's approximately 1.2 billion kilometres from Earth. You have every right to be damn happy about it!

That hit me hard and I haven't spoken to my ex in years

You reap what you sow

Looks like an owl that decided it didn't want to be an eagle mid-transformation.

Houses in the Middle East rarely—if ever—have basements, so not really.