I thought this was one of those tiny fat squeaky frogs

Our father
Who art is usually a good time,
Hallowed be thy name is Tom Pryce,
Thy kingdom of God and the other hand,
Thy will be no different than the intended addressee,
On Earth as it is in winter of a new brain,
Give us this day and age of eighteen years ago,
And forgive us our website at the end of the time,
As we forgive those who are equally unstable,
And lead us not into the woman's bloodstream infections,
But deliver us from the outside world.
Amen.

This is why I love German, “ie” is always pronounced the same way, same goes for “ei”

What I don't get is how tf did I not notice how bad the CGI was back then?

I misread 'grandma's' as 'German’s' and was really confused for a moment on how someone could own a German

Libra, this month is a great time to talk to you and your family, but watch out for people who are equally unstable.

I can only see the gold statue (?) on Travis Scott's album Astroworld

Is that Leslie Knope in the background?

Shukran in Arabic!

First time I came across this post I missed the word “goat” so I thought the sister was the one having the baby which lead me to wonder why the woman was giving birth in a barn of all places but I decided not to ask because I thought it was normal somewhere in the world and I was being unnecessarily judgemental. Anyway,

Please, show me your address book to ensure that the way I can do it for as long as you can

Bonebone! God I love this cat

I love how every plot twist comes like a punch delivered by the Mountain.

This is immensely endearing!

I've had this feeling since I turned 20 and I'll be 23 this year. I'm wondering, does it ever stop taking you off guard?