NO JOKE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE TITLE TO THIS BOOK FOR YEARS. I remember it from when I was a kid but couldn't ever remember the title.

The two pictures were taken from entirely different angles. Trumps inauguration had maybe 500-700k. (The exact numbers from ticket sales aren't up yet). Obama's had 1 million.

Aw she just loves you and wants to be with you. My roommates cat thinks if she can beat me to my bedroom door she automatically gets to come inside my room. (I'm allergic to cats which is why they aren't allowed in)

One time in 3rd grade I somehow managed to get toilet paper stuck in the waistband of my shorts. Had a foot long toilet paper tail on for 30 minutes before the classes laughter notified me about it.

The imagend along of several teachers gleefully beating a would be assailant with fire extinguishers is a great mental image

Not quite the same thing but I signed up for an apartment website because they wouldn't let me use the site unless I did. They then proceeded to send me 20+ emails. A day.

"All materials must be laser lab certified" *puts in a fucking tortilla*

As a kid I hated stereotypical women's items. In fact, I'm still preferential to masculine clothing and items. (Videogames, and suits v. Shopping and dresses). My family is the opposite of many. They're pretty conservative and don't even believe transgender people exist.
I still identify as a straight female who just acts like a guy. I say let kids be kids. Guide them but let them come into their own identities. And don't do any transitioning (i.e. permanent) things til you're over 18.

Well shit I was adopted. Guess I can't speak English anymore. Cyka blyat.

Let's just send trump. Alone. Just him. Drop him off in sone desert somewhere. He wanted a war, now he gets to fight in one.

Use a better font

Whys there no blood?

Is that Romantically Apocalyptic?

I'd totally do that to.

That guy looks a like he's missed a few bullets in his barrel himself

Mine was a dog

The letters go over the strings. Therefore. It's been fabricated.

Wish my ex read these.

Also not the same phone back to front