"I get to deliver a sick burn to that bitch...one last time"
"Grandpa no"

They were also mostly nobodies and wannabe doctors who didn't flee. They're treatments were also mostly idiotic.

If you believe this story you are a moron.

The caption is fake. Look it up.

They work on actually talking with people in order to de-escalate situations rather than pump guys full of lead as they walk away. Plus England doesn't hand out guns to normal citizens like candy.

I watched lilo & stitch last week. One of the best Disney movies in my opinion.

What kind of dog is that

It's 4am where I am right now and I'm so tired the first time I read that through my brain went, 'yep. Those are correct words for those animals'

And then TSA lovingly fucks your whole system up

Coconut oil has, in recent studies, been proven to have a shitton of saturated fats

Plot twist. The story is fake.

I need this. Where do I get it.

This is some middleschool scene kid shit.

But what if I'm all of those things.

I love my towns cop twitter. They're hilarious.
Rock Chalk!

Hey I have that shirt...

To those saying "why dont you tranquilizer it". The average person doesn't have a tranquilizer on them at all times. That and they don't work immediately like in the movies. It can take upwards of 2 hours to fully put down an animal. So for the time being you have a very pissed off cougar with a dart in its ass.

Furries?