Hey holy shit I'm in that place like right now

Well. I'm out of the loop. Why the fuck does everyone hate jane fonda?

One only lies and one only tells the truth. You can ask one question.

He's doing his wilde-best

Didn't they find two potential mates for Jeremy only to have the two newcomers go at it with one another in front of jeremy?

I don't trust people that don't allow dogs on beds

Dermatilliomania is a bitch

That's a crayfish not a shrimp

I love cats but if my cat held me hostage it's becoming a dead cat.

The reflection makes it look like there's a person in the cupboard

Who cares? If you want to shave your arms and legs do it. Only reason women do it is because shaving companies demanded it for more money.

Wait they only stay up until 10? I'm lucky to get to bed before 2am most nights. College is bad. Buckle up highschoolers.