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random_kitty


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Where are all the hotties 47 comments
random_kitty · 7 years ago
Wait im single. Fuck that means im ugly. WHAT DO I DO HERE?!
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Mitochondria 13 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Okay so you're probably not going to believe this but my freshman year the school gave us all red gym sacks and we were learning SOHCAHTOA in geometry well one kid had made his bag into a pointy hat and stood up on his desk chanting SOHCAHTOA SOHCAHTOA SOHCAHTOA and then everyone was standing on their desk with pointy hats when the teacher walked out of the room and a couple of minutes later thr resource officer our geometry teacher our principal and our vice principal all came in wearing pointy hats as well
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Unfortunately surprisingly accurate 80 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Ya....
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Unfortunately surprisingly accurate 80 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
"Hang on," blurted Harry. "What about my punishment?"
Um
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You forgot to plug your beats in Justin 12 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Well maybe he did what i do sometimes: just put on the headphones because thats the universal sign of "leave me alone"
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thought this was cool 42 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
We have to have elbow length sleeves our polos buttoned to the very top button dress khakis that aren't skin tight and high heels for the girls dress shoes for the guys hair must be a natural color and make up is kept to a minimum we are only allowed to wear rings and earrings no piercings are allowed to be visible all jackets must be zipped up or not worn at all and they have to be school sponsored. I go to a freaking public school in the middle of a ghetto
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Family Guy knows how to do it 27 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
It was a chant one of the fifth graders started cuz and all the younger graders just followed her lead little kids walking around chanting that and drawing on themselves with red marker. We had counsellors coming to the school to figure out what was going on. It certainly freaked out the teachers
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Family Guy knows how to do it 27 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Across the red river you'll survive down the red river you'll surely die
Something we used to go around repeating in elementary school
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Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Meow
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Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Comes back and attacks you*
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Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Runs away*
Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Cries*
Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Whaaa
Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Surprise motherfucker
I'M BOTH
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Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Bites you*
Anyone want some spare cats 41 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Im still in the box teehee imma escape
cant believe he fits 12 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
ITS SO CUTE
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Phrases that'll create sexual tension 7 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Oh really? Wanna bet?
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They win 416 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Sorry just got out of school
Purrfect review 9 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Id wear that over a swimsuit or something on the beach
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two types of cats 12 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
That is me CUDDLE ME LOVE ME GO AWAY I'M DONE
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Donut icecream cones 23 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
GIVE ME ONE
They win 416 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Hi
Two cute floofs 7 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
I just died
Mah boi 11 comments
random_kitty · 8 years ago
My mastiff is scared of them and he's about 250 pounds
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