Nowhere in any definition does it say that a "bastard" cannot be a woman.

I'm actually from the Kingdom of Corona, but I'm just visiting Canada for a little while.

There's a law in place that protects "good summaritans" and if you try your best to save someone's life and they still die then you cannot be prosecuted.
At least, that's a law here in Canada. I don't know about other countries.

*Let's down hair*

I don't have a door, the only way in is if you climb up my hair.

Should I have gone with 555 Drury Lane?

Her name is Cleo.

Usually they will get to be between 13 - 18 inches. However, since she's the runt of the litter and both her parents are quite small, she'll likely be on the smaller side of the breed.

But birth lasts for hours. Getting kicked in the balls doesn't hurt for nearly as long. Plus, it's not the amount of times that it happens that determines the amount of pain that it causes each time. By your logic, you just want to sum up the amount of times that the person experiences the pain which does not actually say anything about how much it hurts.

I remember hearing something like this and I believe that Tylerchu is correct: it was decided that childbirth is worse.

Personally, I wouldn't send nudes, but if a girl wants to then it's totally her choice and I don't think it's wrong, because no one is forcing her to do it. Same goes for guys.

Have patience, it will come.

There are probably more dogs on Earth that deserve to go to Heaven than there are people. And if dogs can't go to Heavan than I don't want to go there either.

But she's a healthy body weight and I think that's the point! She may be beautiful, but she's not unnaturally thin. Have you seen Victoria's Secret models? They are all one body type; skin and bones. Jen is not skin and bones.

True, Katniss was described as being thin due to malnourishement. However, the fact remains that many young girls won't think about that. They won't consider the characters or the situation (especially those who didn't read the books) and for those who see Katniss (and Jennifer Lawence) as a role model it will most definitely affect their self-esteem. They will think that she is thin and beautiful and want to be like her, even if that weight is unhealthy for their body type. So, yeah, congradulations to you Jennifer for realizing this and speaking up for what you believe in.
(P.S not saying that all girls would do this, but a lot would.)