Portal to another dimension*

Thanks, I love you too :)

I mean that is cool and all but nowhere near the speed of light (Obviously)

A black girl asked me for her lunch every day of freshman year. Not to share, the whole thing. Money too. I refused, and she called me racist. Every time. Then whenever she saw me in the halls she yelled out "RACIIIIIIST!!!! THAT DUDE IS SO RACIST!!!!"

Bob Marley has 14 (official) children. Argument invalidated.

Butter mellow***********

That is insanely insulting to the joker.

The egg moves to brush against your hand like it always does at this time of night, and you smile reflexively as you always do at this person's "touch".... And then your smile turns to a look of shock and horror as you remember attending their funeral several weeks ago...

This has been posted with the same title on so many websites (including this one) and thinks like whisper and yik yak so that the poster gets compliments on how good of a person they are. Bullshit.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

Blasphemy

I see Pepe. Today was a good day.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BUY BUTTON
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Feels bad man

Pepepipe acquired.

Did you create this? I haven't seen it before. Now I own 1271 of my kind, thank you.

Excuse me?

All hail me.