*Waits for comment containing the word "fabulous"*

Yes but you don't have to be super rude about rejection unless they are being rude to you first.. Basic human respect does not see sex.

I don't want that dude's number. It's cause of the mole.

This is like as pretty as you are wow

Where on earth is that darned elusive arctic fox?

Been forging a steel sword for a while and I wear gloves. Metal has a smell.

Bloody hell...

You're trained to ask for every order when you work at a place like that.

Something something OP's username

When Pepe comes home and brings an atmosphere of fun and relaxation

Motherfucker are you kidding me... Learn my goddamn name

Pro tip: post Pepe. Everybody loves me.