I concur. I own it, but only saw it here since I got it.

Not quite. You're missing everybody taking offense to everything (or claiming it's impossible to offend them), Donald Trump, Martin Shkreli, and everybody hating everybody else. Oh and like 30 new "genders" and sexualities.

I have called that woman countless unspeakable things.

DAT ASSSSSS DOE
*faints*

The loss of fantasy and the feeling of what childhood should be with growing technology is stressing me out. What if my children never know what it feels like to be a kid (a REAL kid) because of that? *sigh*

Tortoise and the hare :)

I cannot wait to read these comments :D

What is this, a book for European ants?

Ya know I love it when you call me Big Poppa (smurf)
Throw ya hands in the aya if yous a true playa

That's a lot of pussy
Wait that doesn't work here

With the title and first line, I thought it would be a story of how somebody accidentally served 12 year old children at a subway as food.
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"Hey we are out of meat for the day!"
*manager looks around nervously*
"...grab that kid over there"

I just ordered a trench coat for being the tenth doctor.. Let's see how it goes