Yep, you're the only one who is curious about the most fundamental universal things and you alone are the special genius child in your generation! Good job!

Small Efron, very ugly little child, and Billy Ray Cyrus

Cool, the word "scientific" is now meaningless.

These all seem like they are endorsing alcoholism because of the pictures

the head tilt bitch face in the third panel

Where the hell is Trinity?

Hey man, it's for science

I still don't understand why parents clothe their children with things that are strictly ego boosts for the parents

Good explanation though
Edit: waiting for the feminists to say some bullshit like "it doesn't exist! Just cause you're nice to a girl doesn't mean they owe you sex!!!!" Even though that's not what anybody is saying.

Accurate except in Georgia (usually) they see a single snowflake and schools are closed.

You like them because they steal your food and act like assholes? Okay

Not quite everyone looks that good. Especially in 2015
http://www.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Dsquared2-Men-Spring-Summer-2015-Milan-Fashion-Week-028.jpg
Googled "fashion trends for men in 2015"

"Van Goff"
"Van Goffing"
"Van Gone"
Yeah okay