The whole show that that sketch comes from is hilarious!

Hahaha, @pokethebear, are you saying you're accident prone?

You still did it, then you went extra :)

No it was a good spot! I didn't see the trampoline at all, just thought that was some wicked-ass tumbling :)

The one that did that for me was Bombora (cheap form of Malibu). My mate, who I explicitly told to stop me/keep an eye on me, thought I was drinking it with lemonade. Nope, highball just straight and nearly the whole bottle. Very...Very..Sick afterwards and a fight between everyone else about who was taking me to the hospital (we were a long way away from help in those days. Ah memories!). That was a yr 12 break-up party and 20+yrs later - still can't handle the smell of coconut rum. Yeah, not proud of that one but it was one hell of a party!

Oh, @huneybumblebee, you just totally ruined the magic for me! Bet they still copped a few feet to the face first though :)

yeah but if you're already depressed/life's going to pot, then...

yes, it's certainly an unbearable pun...

I'm voting for he fucked up!

...I see yoooouuuu