Arrest them both

Don't you hate going to the bathroom at night and the seat is cold

The epitome of bad ass

I keep screen rotation locked

Now he's dressing his age

Ignorance

Freedom, bitch.

Its not wrong though

How do you knock out a tooth with one hit from a flimsy keyboard?

That's actually really cool

Is that real?

That is the most ignorant post I've read today. It's the message, it's the weight that the gesture carries, its what made that gesture bad.

Hitman

Alcohol and caffeine are drugs

Alice didn't do drugs you uneducated shits!

Found a smart feminist

So lower your standards until you're happy with what ever you already have?

I FUCKING ADORE HER JOKE BOOK

That's what a sledge hammer is for

You're fat, not broken.