That's a tattoo? It's not just a bit of dirt on her arm?

Don't be a whiny lil brat. It really is easy. An hour out of your day isn't hard. Getting a bit of sleep isn't hard. Eating sensibly to your metabolism isn't that hard. Once you start seeing a little bit of results it gets way easier.

Big dick energy

No one's gonna give your shitty kids their drugs. They paid good money for that.

Aka the most delicious part

Vape nation

Is that John wick on a horse about to shoot a guy on a motorcycle? Have they gotten high off of smelling their own farts?

Isn't that what some people do when their parents get old?

Is that when he came out the closet?

I call bullshit!!!

Usually it's the other way around...wait is that the joke?

To line 1: fear an old man in a business where men die young.

Ice cold killer with balls of cold forged steel

Holy hell this is the chance of a lifetime for my dream car

https://youtu.be/V1orL68NTEo

I fucking love this comparison

What the actual fuck

I know the feels bro. Swole is the goal. Size is the prize.

https://youtu.be/RxSS4iF8NqA

That's a fucking flipper