I don't see a gym membership card with those items

Laugh

This is a progressive meme

Can we get a dark mode instead

My plan for world domination begins with you

Both equally dashing

Would you rather him drive like that when bonds on the road or during the middle of the day?

Eat. Shit. Die.

Live fast. Smoke grass. eat ass.

Now they need to bring down their own overpopulation

Everyone should at least dress nice even if you can't fix your face

Do you need a license?

So the because they have to outfit so many stormtroopers on a budget it's actually a high tech plastic so it's good enough and cheap. What it actually does is spread the energy across the body so it doesn't kill the trooper but it does knock them out.

There are rules of engagement. Obviously that was fired too close.

Dumb questions get dumb answers

I'll take a slightly bigger paycheck

This life isn't for everyone