Semper fi

I'll take 'em both

He went to the culinary school of tumblr

The Russian sleep experiment

I'm gonna try

I DUCKING WANT IT!!! HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT!?!?

What if you tripped and fell against the wall?

He Wrote the book

Plan B

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is you're attitude about the problem"
-captain Jack sparrow

That actually happened to me in grade school

I swear it wasn't me but I wish it was

I have none

If you want something done right...

Why does Satan have a jew-fro

A fire bender was up there

So you think the other guy should get the horse?

My favorite animal and character on teen titans

Work smarter not harder

It's cthulhu. Only he has that kind of power.

He's a gear soldier

Jimmy. I can't feel my legs