How many bottles do you have? They’d have to be under 100ml to get them on the plane.

I genuinely thought that was an elephant trunk and not a human hand...

Are Zeus and Poseidon fighting again?

That's not really answering the question. I don't know if your girlfriend is sweet or salty. I don't know what your relationship is like.

Dishonour on your cow!

Doubt.
Cats don't come when they're called.

Dashing through the snow, in a huge ass massive train, over the hills we go, possibly murdering!

#32 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

You guys need some snacks? A condom? Okay, just let me know!

2319! We have a 2319!
https://youtu.be/cUFJ1yVhJ6g

"Is Shit-head here?"
"It's pronounced Shi-thead!"

When I first read this, I thought they had taken a picture of a person who was an asshole and the family was going to ask who it was. I did not expect it to be a picture of their actual asshole.

The fourth person to walk on the moon was Alan Bean for anyone wondering.

I don't understand. Why would joining the military get you a camaro?

It still is a symbol of peace in Japan. It's on most of their shrines.

Sticker lady.