I always thought koalas were marsupials and not mammals. Turns out, a marsupial is a type of mammal. Thank you interesting post for making me look this up and learning something new today.

This is deeply concerning. Why would a child want to split her parents up? My guess is she likes watching others in pain. Having experienced something similar with a so-called “friend” having me arrested for who knows what reason, I would keep a very close eye on this child. She may start hurting animals and showing other psychopathic or sociopathic tendencies. Those poor parents…My heart goes out to them for having this demon daughter.

Bee-y McBeeface

This really brightened my day as we just had to put our family dog down yesterday...

Isn’t Tamiflu the drug that has two atom arrangements that are mirror images of each other? One is super toxic and the other one is really helpful? I think I remember learning something about R and S stereochemistry in first year university. It’s the same chemical formula but different atom arrangement and that’s what makes the drug so difficult. So if that’s the case, I could see why the parent would be reluctant to give it to their child; but, if the doctor did prescribe it then it’s probably the best treatment and is just straight up negligence on the parent’s part for not giving it to their child. Though, why wasn’t there another drug for these flu-like symptoms that could have been better prescribed for the child than Tamiflu? Why was that drug specifically chosen? I could be entirely wrong here and I’m too lazy to look it up but I think this rings a bell from university many years ago...

Is this some American joke I’m too Australian to understand?

He looks like Hide the Pain Harold...

Well, they didn’t call him a weeb. They called him a dweeb.

Why is that one guy not wearing sunglasses like the others?

It’s leviOsa, not leviosA!

Once we know
That we are, we're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand hand in hand
Make our dreams come true

What’s it supposed to say?

So majestic...

Well, what did you find out. Does it stick?

Is he the guy from the math problems?
This dude is escorted by police to buy 24 loaves of bread. The police take 6 loaves. How many loaves does this dude have left? Show your work.

And what evidence do you have to support this theory?

Well, technically speaking, yes, but I always thought feathers were heavier because you have to live with the guilt of what you did to those poor birds.

Is no one going to question where the other 1% is?

...in a pear tree!

There's a time and place for everything, but not now.