This makes me miss her hair.

I read "My dad is hotter than your dad." and immediately wondered how much of my childhood I missed by not using that insult.

That moment when Putin has bigger boobs than me.

I just want her flower dress. It's adorable.

Thank you for clarifying this misconception.

Yeah my whole valley turns green because of them and they're all fine and majestic for, eh, two weeks? Then we're stuck with hill after hill of ugly, brown fire hazard.

Petrichor ...

If you look at most of her recent pictures/interviews she's definitely aging but she's doing it sooooo well. She's the best version of her age.

As a straight girl I don't understand how other straight girls don't find boobs attractive. Do you never just lie in bed and grab them? They are the funnest thing ever and they're freaking beautiful.

This is kind of beautiful.

I just kept telling myself, "Keep watching. It'll be sooo satisfying when it breaks." I hate myself.

Gah, I hate it when that happens!

My great grandpa tried courting my great grandma but then WWII happened and a bunch of dramatic things happened and he was a POW. Then the war ended and they had a huge party in their village but she was sad because she thought he was dead and then he went up to her and started dancing with her and they were so happy and reunited and he proposed.

I've never had those cookies before...

Why would cracker be a "bad" word?

Awkward third wheel.

I love how Kevin is barely in the picture. This. This is so accurate.