"haha it's a dick"

Why?

I have the same phone case.

Then there's me who can barely crack an egg open without smashing it.

Nothing else in the entire trilogy scared me more than this shit.

She looks like a muppet.

I'm not pmsing, I really am a bitch.

"Mr. Frodo! No! Don't go where I can't follow." *cries*

I know where the wild things are.

Australians are wicked hot.

Mine was a little girl that kinda looked like a non-anime Ponyo. I pretended she was really smart and fast and got bored in school so she ran away to race the cars in the freeway. She was usually running on the walls or jumping from the trees since she was so small.

How high are you?

He considers Family Guy, Simpsons and South Park sophisticated?

That's so metal.