The muffin is full of beauty spots

Cupcakes have icing coz they need a LOT of make up, so in actual fact you're the ugly one cupcake :/

I Prefer muffins >:| biiiiitch

We fall in love with REAL people :)

If a girl did that to me I'd probably run 6 miles to just kiss the crap out of her

I love the way 80% of the people in my country doesn't understand one fucking reference to this post

The title Smartasses!!!

I was thinking "UNT" means "U and Tea"