I look demented the entire time

they probably stopped breathing when they died

they would be except im a twig and freaking tall so its hard to find sizes that fit also i dont have a butt so it doesnt stay up either

but i dont want you to die

woah is that the highest limit or something cuz if not im like 45 lbs underweight

yes because coffee isnt a hot beverage

which makes them get paper cuts

no we already strangled you so you're dead

and blue waffles arent actually blue colored waffles

*drags to the edge of a cliff and drops it*

i was pointing out the flaw in your comment that's not being insulting and yeah sure

NO YOU WILL DIE NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN *finishes strangling you and puts sack over your head*

yeah i made that joke once already lol and im 14 too and i havent watched tv in like almost a year

yes and that's why fit people go the gym? because they're fat?