What are you doing at these concerts you burn that much and what is this based off, an 18yo boy who weighs 200lbs?

I handed projects in high school in on floppies!

On her deathbed, when the doctor asked my grandma "Barbara, how do you feel?" She still squeaked out (with advanced brain cancer) "with my fingers"
Grandma jokes.

Definitely shouldn't be watching that when your kids are awake

It is the most difficult. Your entire being and behaviour is going to influence another human being and make them who they are. Your small choice or minor screw up can ruin a person's life. You have the responsibilities of a president without the financial support or hundreds of advisors paid big bucks to help you make decisions. There's a fine line of too much and too little and there's no way to know if you've crossed it until you do. Being a parent is the most difficult job. Show a little appreciation for those who take that thankless job and do it well.

I feel like NPH and his hubs could pass as brothers

Dry, ashy skin has never been in style.

Drinking age in Canada is 19. It's all about holding your booze.

I'm so glad someone did this. It was bothering me. I preferred the old system :(

Timeshia?

Why would they do another joker movie? He'd be a good Riddler. Why not let the joker rest in peace with Heath Ledger?

Green Mario lol. Luigi I think he means

Yellow drill

What if you fell in love with someone but your clock kept counting down? How horrible would that make you feel

This is a great idea. My golden wouldn't harm a fly but my Scottie is not a fan of other dogs. People she loves but not other dogs. Despite me telling everyone, people never listen because she's smaller.

I'm 5'2" and my fiancé is 6'4". I say suck my proverbial dick, you naysayers.

I believe they reversed water and vegetable oil. Unless your water is green.

I think I feel the same. Maybe.
I know several people who will say "I love gay people!" As if being gay automatically makes them a decent person. Shitty people come in all different shapes, sizes and colours. No group is excused from this. Being gay doesn't make them a bad person but it isn't a pass to automatically be a good person.
As a note, I don't feel gay people do this, I find it's straight people who say this.

Semi relatable story: my mother's coworker who is over 60 went to NYC a few years back for an anniversary. They asked this younger fellow, a black guy in his 30/40s to take a photo (he was in a group). The one lady with him says "do you know who he is?" And they say no. She asks again "do you know who he is? Tell me you know who he is!" And the guy they asked is now very embarrassed and says it's fine, he'll take the picture.
The couple starts asking him if he's a basketball player, a baseball player, a movie star, etc. The guy at this point is laughing but his whole entourage is enraged. The lady yells "this is Snoop Dogg, you're asking Snoop Dogg to take your picture!"
In unison the couple says (so excited) "the dog whisperer!!"
Not only did Snoop take the picture, he also took a picture with them, much to the entourage's chagrin, so they could show everyone at home they met the dog whisperer.
Long comment but I had to share :)