I love that he said "in my opinion"

That happened to me for the first time ever today!! And it was so wrong.

I think it's great just because it shows how simple children can be and idealistic.

Rice is good when you're hungry and want two thousand of something.

I just ate a sleeve of oreos and I can safely say they didn't have antennas. I feel like I need to eat a sleeve of American oreos to be sure they're different.

And I don't even feel bad.

Explains exactly how I feel. I never liked him but I thought the constant hate I'm him was pathetic. But now...he just needs to do his singing thing for the little girls and keep his mouth shut

The story behind this is the mom works at Home Depot, there was a huge snow storm and people were fighting over the last shovel. People started offering her money in the aisles to sell it to them. Priceless

Quiet religion sounds awesome, but I am glad this came from an atheist. I am Catholic, with over 600 "friends" on Facebook. Rarely (maybe once a month) do I see a post about God being great or anything. But I can guarantee almost once a day there's a post about religion being shit etc. And they always bounce back with "it was shoved down my throat."
Then don't shove your beliefs down someone else's...

I'd say that it's just stereotypical, not racist.

I think this picture could have been a little more effective with the second set of pics removed (heck, even the first). Women think skinny = hot. But no, HEALTHY = hot. Healthy comes in different shapes and sizes, and they're all hot.

that's how you get "friendzoned"

Have your cake and eat it too

I have 3 brothers and they would say "no girls allowed" so when I was younger, I would tell people I was going to be a man when I grow up. No one corrected me. I was a lot older than I care to admit when I finally realized that was an odd thing to aspire to.