So wouldn't this actually make him happy? XD

If it's chesse stuffed crust, it's worth getting poisened.

Why can't he just be cool with what she likes? Most people don't like Justin Bieber including me but thats pretty mean.

*they're

I wish straight people had magical powers :(

U.S: "Hold my beer."

I feel you.

Good guy harry

He's so adorable!...until you realize he murdered the other Wall-E units so he could keep his trash collection.

I woundn't call Roman Soldiers a "downgrade".

*holding back tears* Because hes batman...

"Oh of coarce you can have a cookie dear."
*starts choking*
*fire in grannys eyes as diabolical music plays*
"Enjoy."

Pale Wizard the richest of the states.

Kid game volunteers human no?

Im a writer, im getting on this shit!

Xeno's! :D

Dammit Karen

There lived a certain man, in russia long ago

*snaps fingers repeatedly*