What the hell kinda of fry up is that?!?! I've always wanted rope with my eggs, make it crispy Spongebob!

'MERICA!

Shit just got real

I love this show!

I'm female and I've done just about all these things. except for the morning wood and the peeing parts.

Thank you Dr. Cooper!
This is my life 99% of the time

that takes commitment to the next level

GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!

the 6th pic: where the hell are her legs?!?!

I wanted to make a 'faith in humanity, restored' comment but then i realised that he's a douche so I'm not sure how to feel about this.

so sharks are violent even before they are born...

Leslie Nielsen was absolutely epic!

What if you get cremated?
You wont need a grave then.

Captain Morgan and pepsi?! i think not

your're sleeping in the doghouse tonight

How does one even do that??

lol this post made my day
truly epic

6 different books . . . .
but how??? I can't even . . .