You do know that there are white people in Africa...right?

I had a cop do that while on a call to my house. He had me on the phone and told me that he was about to put on his siren to get through a red light. Sometimes it really is for a legit reason.

I'm very saddened that I'm old enough to remember these kinds of ads.

And definitely tip your ubereats driver if you live on the 3rd floor of a walk up apartment.

I just read about this the other day in "Back Over There". I actually get this joke.

Been there; done that and it's gorgeous!!

I laughed so hard I spit out my pistachios.

King Kong is an ape.

Been there; done that!! Beautiful

This is one of those pet peeves I have. That is not a monke...that is an ape.

Been there...done that!!! Beautiful

Fine...make me cry.

I want to cry and cuddle him. He is so scared!

They're hurting the farmers.

Unfortunately, most of that will get thrown in the trash because the kids won't eat it.

Looks like Baby Yoda.

still do

As the child of a runner, I firmly believe in the leash.

At least you get paid every two week. Try once a month. After two weeks, you're still broke for another 2 weeks.

I didn't accidentally have a gun, but I accidentally had a shot gun shell. Let's just say it took a while to get through security.

I had a bicyclist make a left turn in front of me and then had the nerve to get mad at me for not noticing him.

Had to upvote. Made me snort out loud.