I am, geez

*tears it in half whilst visibly destressed by the combination of emotional sensitivity and 10ft bees* here, let's split it. It's the least I can do.

Here, I had this all along. *Hands you $340 dollar note*

*sobs* sorry Richard, how could I do this to my friend? *Sobs*

Hmm if you say so *comes out of hiding*

I mean you caged me, tripped me, and blew me up. So I don't know when I got that impression from?

*uses bee's knees to find a hiding place*

*vacuum explodes from the cough drop* I thought you were a doctor? Those weren't pennies, those were deairated BEES!!

*vacuum starts to choke* heh heh heh

*$340 dollars in pennies fall out of my knees*

A tripwire?! You planned this all along?

Bee's have 6 knees! *Attaches both pairs of extra knees with bombs removed* *continues running*

I mean, that makes sense. You are preforming the same surgery twice. But you forgot one thing!

No, not the old blowing up bee knees tricks!?

*I pick the lock with my tiny knees* not today MR RICHARD AHAHAHAHA

*runs with a slight buzz out the door*

I feel pretty cool with these knees, thanks doc have a nice day preforming ludicrive surgeries!

oh no......

I'd like the bee's knees, that'd just be great.

Doctor, would you be able to give me another bee body part in addition to bee eyes?

Because you live in fear of him, and for him to go away you must turn off your phone.

1. Because until recently lgbtq+ have either been demonised or completely ignored in a majority of media
2. Corporate media thinks they are an easy marketing group
3. Some people are dumb enough to believe that a corporate entity makes a decision to make something appealing, it serves any other purpose than prying a few more pennies from your wallet.