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Real paths have curves 6 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

bicycles

Always blue, always blue, always blue 5 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

I live here and that is very accurate

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Remember this? 40 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

I Like how you think

Why do we know him 13 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

Let me get a Tide pen for that sweater

L'otters 10 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

OH LOOTERS

I hate to burst your bubble 8 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

Yeah, it looks like a water pump under the course ruptured and is now being held in place by AstroTurf

L'otters 10 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

it's been several minutes and i'm still not sure what they're trying to say

This is true 10 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

Thank you

Oh, dear 11 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

I might need some context

Something I can stand with 11 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

gotta try harder, man

Something I can stand with 11 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

which is why it had to be burned down, god's tryin reaaall hard to get her

Yes I'm still salty about this. 19 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

its a joke about both i guess lol

The title is misleading 4 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

have you tried turning it off and on again?

Something I can stand with 11 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

if we have to sacrifice her to save the rest of the state, well, it must be done

Aw so sweet 8 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

well then...

bye-bye beard 23 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

I got roughly the opposite problem lol. Constant stubble that turns into some beard if I let it go too out out hand

You suck at flirting 25 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

That joke sounds wayyy too much like a rejection. Wording counts.

Young fools 12 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

There's a bit that Louis CK does on them. It's really funny

Clothes are soooo expensive 7 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

I ripped some jeans of mine for real when I ate shit on a skateboard a couple months ago

I love him so much already 14 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

awww!

A co-worker graded the new manager's notice 6 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

Steven has to try harder than that if he wants a passing grade

Well, that's a bit F'ed up.... :/ 15 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

well, you can't argue with the Benjamin

Here comes the rain again 4 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

When you catch the guy who's been rawr xD -ing at ur girl

Your argument is invalid! 7 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

also the pyramid tombs

That buzzfeed in a nutshell 7 comments

regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

I mean, they're not wrong?