What about the mole people living in our precious sewers

Mac dogmarco

It would take an unrealistically enormous amount of effort to kill 100 stray dogs by yourself

Gotta throw the whole cousin out

r a t t l e s n a k e e g g s

or modern day captain phillips style pirates

someone's been watching rick and morty

I ship it

I've always thought about the possibility of like, a scented candle store burning down. Like, that might smell nice or somethin

While supplies last

(tuba player voice) and the band kids?

bro there's gonna be a lot of "Young Anxiety"s

steve: "whats a thing you do in private in ur bedroom"
guest: "beAT mY MeAt "
steve: " aGGAJHSBJABJSHHJSKKLSJK"

T A K Y O N

So the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me so let me see

Even if they meant that he's the first guy to lyrically attack a president, that is also false