Are you like Groot?

*sits on throne next to yours*
Should we make a pet?

Evil you say
Do you have any ideas?
I'm kind of new here, what is your evilness capable of?

Off with their heads
I'm the queen of hell now,I can do as I please

@dr_richard_ew another one of my days has been made thanks to you
@darthsagacious well that is an amazing purpose, I'm glad there are people like you

*blushes*
You're so nice
Now I'm thinking of posting a selfie with my swords some day

@darthsagacious That's so sweet,thank you!
@dr_richard_ew so you have your answer, although I'm not your age
Would you be willing to spend $60

I'm glad you think so
For a second there I thought you'd find it weird

Yeap!
I'm a Tolkien fan so I've bought two Lord of the rings swords so far

Well,I already have two swords and I like blades in general, so I guess something of that sort

Yay!
What will we be killing people with?

I guess,although I don't wear pastels all the time
It would be my honour to have you as my Hades,we'll have so much fun

That's a different kind of cute Dick

My thoughts exactly

Well hello, how did you sleep?

I could make you some tea or give you a back rub
Would that be helpful?

It's 4.20am and I laughed and I think my mom woke up
What do I think about what?

*squeezes you*
What's troubling you?

Just checking.Get some rest

This is nice,I'm really enjoying this
Are you almost asleep?

That's not wh...*sighs*...nevermind
*puts spoon away and sits closer to you*

Oh yeah,that's what I'm talking about
Let's get comfy
Can I spoon you?

*follows you into bed*
Alright,what's the plan this time?

I didn't realise that was an option
In that case, forget about the pillow

It will honestly be my pleasure
Let me know if you ever start making life-sized pillows