*squeezes you*
So how have you been?

Yay!
*pretends to know CPR but actually kisses you on the lips*

I was really eager to try mouth-to-mouth, but I'm glad you're ok

What? Are you alright? Can you breathe?

I guess that'll do
*takes test tube*
So there was unicorn milk in the dough

Friendship (jk)
It wouldn't be a secret if I told you
Unless you are willing to trade something for it

Nope, I made it myself using a secret ingredient

*hands you pizza*
Do you like it?
Does it have a weird taste?

I guess not!
So take it out of your pocket and let's cuddle
Do you want some pizza?

The walking dead

Now I'm kind of tempted to break it
But I would die as well

Is that a test tube in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Just the way I like it!
I hope you're not claustrophobic
*presses up against you*

Thanks Satan!
(I've always wanted to say that)

Well hello there
Wanna join me in my secret room?

Do you remember what it was?

The X-men movies

I know, sorry
Everytime I see him from now on, I'll be looking for that tiny nose

I like the way you think

I have now, and I'd love it if it were true

Yes, thank you

I used to be too

I'm usually curious when it comes to trying new flavors, but this doesn't look appealing

Thank you doctor
Have you ever tried it?