The Canadian has been summoned

Yeah, I remember
Of course it counts
Now I really want to buy one

Well, it's only a myth, but maybe your other half died, so you don't feel the need to look for them

Oh my! I've never been part of "the thing" before

Indeed. And in fact, one of the drawers in his case contains some chess pieces

You thought wrong, dear doctor

Well, you are!
But in a good way

I just felt sad for Hiro

It was an otter dear guest

No spoilers please

*squeezes you*
So how have you been?

Yay!
*pretends to know CPR but actually kisses you on the lips*

I was really eager to try mouth-to-mouth, but I'm glad you're ok

What? Are you alright? Can you breathe?

I guess that'll do
*takes test tube*
So there was unicorn milk in the dough

Friendship (jk)
It wouldn't be a secret if I told you
Unless you are willing to trade something for it

Nope, I made it myself using a secret ingredient

*hands you pizza*
Do you like it?
Does it have a weird taste?

I guess not!
So take it out of your pocket and let's cuddle
Do you want some pizza?

The walking dead

Now I'm kind of tempted to break it
But I would die as well

Is that a test tube in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Just the way I like it!
I hope you're not claustrophobic
*presses up against you*

Thanks Satan!
(I've always wanted to say that)

Well hello there
Wanna join me in my secret room?