releasethekraken


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"And you have my bow" is the only thing they say to each other in the movie 16 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Yes! I like you even more now
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A solution 7 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
The Chinese will want to eat their balls
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Scottish twitter again 5 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
It's a magical place
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It explains your love life 34 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Whoa there friend
I was not expecting that, but I am flattered
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It explains your love life 34 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Yeap!
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It explains your love life 34 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
"And high in the north as a challenge to Melkor she set the crown of seven mighty stars to swing, Valacirca, the Sickle of the Valar and sign of doom"
So, challenging and doomed?
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Daddy's Life 19 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our dark lord and savior, Sauron?
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Fact about the Humboldt Squid 15 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
@dr_richard_ew which is why I love you too
Fact about the Humboldt Squid 15 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
That's actually my ex
He loved his job of killing fishermen more than me
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I suddenly dont feel so well 26 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
A cute poet
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I suddenly dont feel so well 26 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
That actually made me smile ^_^
Thank you sassy!
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Oh Hi there 14 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
That's alright doc
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I suddenly dont feel so well 26 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
*blushes*
Thank you!
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Oh Hi there 14 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Can you shrink?
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I suddenly dont feel so well 26 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Yes, I've seen you
And yes, you are!
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I suddenly dont feel so well 26 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Don't forget @dr_richard_ew
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Such a dysfunctional family 5 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
This is actually confusing, cause Chronos is the personification of Time, whereas Cronus (or Kronos) is Zeus's father. Not sure what the FS Gods were going for
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Oh Hi there 14 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Hello!
There's room in my can if you wanna squeeze in
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Ya f*cking weapon 5 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
I love it!
You're awesome!
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Compliments are awesome 20 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
It was my pleasure duelling with you, I'd say we're both winners!
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Compliments are awesome 20 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Thank you for being so incredibly nice, you beautiful creature!
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Compliments are awesome 20 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
I wish I looked as gorgeous and adorable as you!
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Learn to flirt like her 23 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Cerberus
Minotaur
Cyclops
Medusa
Python
Scylla
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Compliments are awesome 20 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives!
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Learn to flirt like her 23 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Hydra is a badass name for a dick
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