Galaxy S5

Your "Zenomorph" title suggests otherwise

You're a sir, sir!

I'm flattered! I knew you'd show up on this one :)

Well done, beautiful internet stranger, you're pretty close

@dr_richard_ew

*kisses back*

Mon cher

I volunteer as tribute

You're still talking about ear wax, right?

Sneaky

And though you turn from me to glance behind

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Heartfelt words of appreciation

Well, you should

So you've never tried?

This is how I'd imagine my hair, if it weren't that long already

This is how I want to imagine Yuki's beard when it's done growing

Futile attempt to calm things down

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