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Don't worry fam I didn't forget about you 3 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Don't don't don't don't
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Gandalf the Grey 12 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Well, it's too late to change it now
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Such a beautiful place, to be with friends 5 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
These are his first and last words TO Harry Potter in the films. Not in general
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Want to get rid of wrinkles fast? Just get bit by a rattlesnake* 16 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
We all had something to do with it
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Broken sign went full ShowerThoughts 11 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Maybe in the Shire
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Memories of a family 22 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Because I said so
And because this made me sad
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Memories of a family 22 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Yuki, you're grounded
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And the oscar goes to. 5 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
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Being dutch like 10 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
But...that sentence doesn't make sense
Meanwhile, I'm 165cm
Being dutch like 10 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
@yimmye
So how tall are you?
A difficult choice 2 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What do you want the cake to say 3 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
@cakelover
Just browsing the random section
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They thought it was camera 22 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
They thought it was camera
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Somebody call 9-1-1 7 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Those are Roman numerals, though
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Googly eyes make everything better 7 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Aww, thank you!
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The only time you need to click on Internet Explorer 7 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
No way, now way, I think you need a new one
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No, that's not me 6 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Huh; I guess I shouldn't believe everything on the internet then. Your sister?
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No, that's not me 6 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
@grimreaper
Sorry about that. I didn't know you have a cousin
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Amazing movie 7 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Léon: The Professional
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See how poor you are 9 comments
Pet all the dogs 2 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
I love your love for dogs!
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Just keep swimming 5 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
Yes, sir
Saving lives 64 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
I'll take two, please
Do you want the spare one?
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Don't put stuff in your butt 7 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
"again"?
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Saving lives 64 comments
releasethekraken · 7 years ago
How much for an umbrella?
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