reverend_meta
Born at a young age, I quickly grew in to a giant two-eyed dwarf with a heart of muscle tissue and a love of terrible black metal & xbox. based in TX, 'Murica
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delusional 5 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Well said. That totes mah goats.
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get it? geT IT? GET IT? 22 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Madam, please. Not in a public area. A good pun is its own reword, don't encourage such shenanigans.
delusional 5 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
IMO, people toss around the word "bitch" too freely and casually. Most ladies I encounter are sassy but also fun, smart and not docile people-pleasers. It's one thing to say a chick that gets power through doing things well is a "bad bitch" but most folks need to stop disrespecting smart, aggressive women. They aren't female dogs, if anything they are beautiful mares!
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Boys of FunSubstance 16 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
"Act" like horny little bastards?? Nay, sir, 'tis no act. We ARE HOR i mean They ARE HORNY BASTARDS!
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Calculate the circumference 8 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
That Grey Goose got ya girl feelin' loose! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSHOTS EVERYBODY
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Boom 45 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
This comment thread is awesome, +1 internets to all involved. And ladies, you must know, good guys love all boobs, the size does not matter, they are YOUR beautiful funbag dirty pillows with twistable nips! The few weak fools who demand large and/or disproportionate breasts are not worth your time or attention.
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get it? geT IT? GET IT? 22 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Yes, quite. Unfortunately Security is on the way to escort you from the premises...
ctrl alt dlt , end task : vision 13 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I dunno, I've seen a female or two in my day and I'm pretty sure this exactly how this works.
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Hi becky 1 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Vengeance is yours, Chris!! Send absolutely NO new cows or flowers to her farm! hue hue hue
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Motivation level = -5000 9 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
And if you managed to consume it all within 10 minutes I think we can go ahead and declare this Mission: Complete. :D
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Ambulance stories 10 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Yeah, I'm not sure how many heroin junkies would enunciate all that "why'd you take away my high" they would just be nodding in and out and mumbling...
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It's 55C (131F) in Iraq 4 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Sheesh, now I can't complain about the 108 here in Texas. Somebody get Iraq a cup of cold water! ....ok actually they might need even more than that!
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I have no words for this 18 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
It's a nice colour but it's just not right for her skin tone, and the lighting isn't doing it any favors. I think Irreverent Sunset Umber #39 would suit her face more. .....also, bewbs.
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Bone Cancer patient's bone 12 comments
MURICA 27 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I'm in America, and I want y'all to know that the above folks are fibbing -- it does have to do with eagle caws.
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Serious Interview 7 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Looks beautiful, hope she is accepted. And maybe with some luck her campus will have very loose dress standards :D Who doesn't love an up-and-coming law lady wearing slippers and underwear
I feel so scared 12 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I almost spit coffee on my laptop when I read the "it's not even 4 words???" at the bottom.
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Photosynthesis 6 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Guest you should go ahead and logintoyour CaptainObvious account here. ;)
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Photosynthesis 6 comments
How to make money 8 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Add 2 more jars. TRANS: (both symbols on one ring) NON: (just a ring, no symbols)
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There's something wrong in this pic... Can you spot it? 13 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
That's not a caramel macchiatto double shot no whip soy, it's a caramel frap one shot no whip skim extra caramel sauce! WTF BARISTAS?!?!
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Some will understand 3 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
At first I barked out a laugh in surprise and amusement, but then I remembered Dobbie dying and it made my heart hurt a little bit, so now I feel melancholy and a little bit emptier for it. ....well-played.
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